This is an RJ alert. No, he's not missing (i didnt say amber alert.) After buying a $10 pink poncho from a hippie and pushing to the front of the stage so RJ could see Chevy Chase up close (she's such a star fuxxer) we were herded off the mall by the park police due to the electrical storm. We decided to eat and drink. To make a long story short, RJ's comment of the day was, "you can really burn around the city quick on this bitch." I made him take metro using his first smart trip card compliments of train wreck. i mean we couldnt ride Habib to earth day. RJ should have purchased a poncho because the front pocket on her 2 dollar garage sale rain hoodie filled with water and suberged her phone. She is alive, but subsequently on electronic lockdown. I think I feel a chimney coming on.
~ Verizon bs deleted...forgot the #end on this one. ~
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Oh thank goodness. I thought she didn't answer my call as a result of a luney coma. Oh wait. That was last week.
What's the story with all the Verizon free advertising? It's not right...
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