Here it is again!

While this is posted everywhere, I have to place it here as well. Unfortunately for the dignity of women everywhere, this skit actually makes "Palin" look BETTER than she did on the real interview. How sad is an interview that can't be made worse by SNL?

For a great ride

We are thin and young

We are thin, young, and desirable at the Double L. There is nothing to look at, but we are young, thin, and desirable so we'll have to just look at each other.

Editor's Note: Sorry if you read the original post with grammar and spelling issues. I may have been, uh, well, indulging in adult beverages when I posted the original. It has now been edited for clarity.

Double L

The women's restroom has kick ass punk and other band stickers and bills. Here's Erica's favorite. I miss my friend.

Dancing Queen Wannabe

Wow. Cloud 9 is dead except for this crazy lady. I am not certain what she's on, but it must be good.

Rainy Rehomo

Rehomo at night

We didn't expect to come across these fine ladies! I am just stirring from a disco nap and ready to hit the club! Don't these two look just like our friends from Phoenixville, PA?

Beach Ball 2008

Thankfully the rain stopped!

Clarification & Speculation

I received several questions on my vague, but ecstatic Facebook message. If you haven't yet joined the throngs of middle aged Facebook addicts, please SIGN UP today! Vergie was also clearly confused by yesterday's blog post. Here's some clarification:

I knew Baby Lisa & my Brother's summer visit to wine country was fun based on their pictures and tales of holiday adventure. I didn't realize exactly how fun it was until the call came on Wednesday that they are expecting a visitor arriving approximately 9 mos. after said visit. While they didn't tell me "when" they placed the call to the Stork, and frankly I would never ask, it would be unlike me not to speculate here. I've included a map in this post for those who need clarification. A map of the location, not the ... you know "act" of calling the stork. If you need instructions on that subject, go to the Goat for details in her recent post. I discourage, however, actually making a baby with a stranger using her method intended for pleasure only.

As I stated on Facebook, "Jason > Ecstatic about the BIG news." While I am referred to as "Uncle Jay" by quite a few of my friend's children, this is my first opportunity to be a biological Uncle. I didn't realize how happy this would make me and how schoolgirl giddy I am about this next step in their lives. Kudos for doing it just the way it should be done...they've started their lives with amazing global travel and adventures, finished their educational endeavors and graduate degrees, entrenched themselves in fantastic careers, built a mansion to house their family, and now they will have an beautiful baby. While they've received judgement for not being knocked up right after the wedding like so many rural kids, they've now proven the fact that not everyone needs to spend life making minimum wage, living in a trailer home, and struggling, just for the sake of having a family (or not understanding the option of birth control as Governor Palin would prefer.)

I am so proud to be their sibling and am absolutely certain they will be the best parents ever. I can't wait to spoil Baby H. My only question, How will Moose handle giving up his role as only child?

Have a great Friday!

Just Sayin'

I am SO excited

Birthdays and Bare Arms

I won't show a pic of my tiny and disfigured wrist, but here's my purple cast in the waste can. I AM FREE! Just waiting on the Dr. to review the x-ray and confirm I don't need another one.

Happy Birthday Timmy!

Pesca on the riverwalk

This is how Migas should look!

Hotel Valencia

As unusual as this may sound at such an early hour, I am going to crawl into my faux fur covered bed and Michael stopped to get a few more at the hotel bar. I hit a wall and am ready to Sleep.

Silver Dollar Saloon

My friend and I made it to the gay district to grab a magazine to see what is going on. Check out this section! We have to head back to the riverwalk soon to eat.

Calaveras

Michael is an enabler. I might be in trouble when I get home from San Antonio, but I earned this award for good behavior

Republic

My broken camera lense continues to deteriorate my photo quality. i am not that distorted...yet.

Remember

The Alamo. My Pee Wee Pilgrimage is complete. Time for breakfast

Icy Cold Tuaca Machine!

I might need this Tuaca home but I probably would need the Tuhelpmeuaca home version since the river has no railing

Waxy O'Connor's

We came, we drank, we don't remember either. Actually we moved next door with our Rita bartenders because we roll best at least 6 deep and we shut that place down. (Hi Theatre Actor)

Yup!

Everything IS bigger in TX

Rita's on the River

This $17 dollar Patron margarita (El Jefe) will likely do me in.

Riverwalk San Antonio

This rocks!

Mad Dogs British Pub

I had an excellent afternoon in Austin with Denise and have now made it to San Antonio where I found Chimney Fall Mike smoking in a bar. I am jumping right in with the 4 dollar 916 Iced Tea!

The Capitol

The TX Capitol in Austin really is beautiful.

Rain

Last Call Sucks...

TX welcome sign

Nice legs, nice TX flag panties. We are going to the Cock Pit next.

Some dance club...

I like TX

The finals

Oilcan Harry's

Fun college boy underwear contest. This cowboy was too old to play but nobody complained when he took off his pants...or should I say ripped them off

Qua

Nobody goes there but it is cool

That's my new friend, Adam, from NY and those are real fishes swimming under him.

Salt Lick Barbecue!

Fun times Blake, Denise, & Brandon!

Austin!

I finished work and safely made it to Austin! Three day weekend here I come!

The Judge Performs

Of course I tipped him and everyone in the vicinity laughed...

One Night Only

'One Night Only' is being performed right now by the MC. After a cocktail with Scott/John at JR's and another with a hottie bartender at Woody's, I stumbled into a pageant at the Round-Up Saloon. 'Mr. Bear Round-Up 2008' to be specific. Words can't describe, but I hope from the pic you can at least see cowboy judge #2 sporting a purple cast to match mine. Welcome to Dallas!

Pappadeaux

Other than fattening, how does Grilled Mahi with lobster, shrimp, sauteed mushrooms & spinach in a dijon cream sauce with dirty rice sound? I can't wait for it to be delivered to my table.

Blue Goose Cantina

This is my first bar in TX. After running across the state of GA just to catch my connection, we landed early and are eating a super early lunch (no cocktails.) In fact we have to wait 15 mins for the kitchen to open. It's gonna be a long day!

Grito de Dolores

Happy Mexican Independence Day to my Mexican friends, The Mexican, The T, The Vergie, and anyone else I may have missed. Margaritas all around!

Mr. Chen's

Hmmm. We might have played rock star last night and surely won't make it to Adams Morgan Day

BodySmith Running Club

I convinced my sister to come running with Orlando this am! We finished 4.1 miles! Good start after my injury hiatus.

2 dudes 1 cup

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

A friend posted the Family Guy - 2 Girls 1 Cup clip and I had to Google it. OH MY GROSS. I found this one above and the original, as described on Wikipedia, and now I need a shower. NOT in a good way (that needed clarification since so many of you have imaginative minds.) I'm not certain how I missed the original viral video since it has apparently been circulating for quite some time. Perhaps it is because I generally delete shit...

Happy Friday!

Movie Night Sept.

Jaime has taken the treats to a new level! Looking forward to the dinner bell tonight!

Happy Birthday Party Laura!

This shit makes Yeager taste like a kindergarten kool-aid. Birthday Girl winced but it miraculously invigorated the Mexican who is now jumping through the house

Hannah Who?

Home 29 minutes earlier than my original connecting flight!

Wowsers

...so they left everyone else on the plane, but rushed two of us off like prisoners. Surprisingly it was to put us on other flights leaving immediately. I feel like it is my personal jet as there are only 4 passengers to DCA and if the weather holds, i'll actually beat my original connecting flight

Pittsburgh!

I knew this day would be an adventure, but I hoped to be stranded in NYC at my layover. I even packed to go out in case that happened.

My flight left CMH on time and then after trying to get to Laguardia for 2 hours, turned back and landed in Pittsburgh. They won't let us off the plane while they investigate our options, but at least if I get stuck here I have peeps!

Cheap Weed

It says grass, but i think they be selling something else up at the Tee Jays on Parsons. Me, i am having bisxuits and gravy

Goat

Goat is loose again

Tear-EZ

Wow! Bubba has a new designer bf. We about to blow this trailer, even though it only cost 22.45 for Three premium vodkas, 2 beers, and 2 premium shots. I may have introduced Bubba to soco/lime

Akron?

Yes that is a Zima on the shelf as a beer choice. i Also saw people in clothes i had 15 yrs ago whn i lived here. God save me

Camping Rocks!

We had the best time ever this weekend. Make sure you watch the slideshow now. As the attendees see what I've posted on Picasa, they will undoubtedly ask me to remove a few of these. A few "live" updates were also posted on Kevin & Catrina's blogs. I'm too tired for fancy links, but I am VERY happy to utilize running water.