Funny Bartender T-shirt

BKDM needs on of these

Change?

I swear to god when Bubba brought me here last time it was a white
trash old man bar. Tonight I might be one of the only white peoples up
in this trailer. And yes, if you asking, that's a Christmas tree
behind the stripper! Heyzeus.

The end

You heard me

Last week's news

I know it opened a few weeks ago, but I'm making the maiden voyage to
the new Eastern Market by way of a boozy brunch at Tunnicliff's Tavern!

Who's your Mayor

I am officially the Mayor of Hangoverville today...but nobody holds a candle to Big Tom's Cher...

Remingtons!

So I am smoking again...made it almost three days but don't we look cute? If we just had some petals we'd be poster children for Anne Geddes

RWDC & Smoke

I successfully survived a patio happy hour in the land of Virginia without having a cigarette! Today is day three and I have it by the horns.

Everybody is bitching about the Real World taping in DC. I wanted to write an anti-bitch about it, but this blog, Cheat To Win, does a great job at calling out all the douchebag haters!

Oh yeah...the new orange background. Orange has officially challenged my Purple love and may edge out as my favorite color. If nothing else, I am heavily influenced by it these days. What am I? 12? Favorite color? Really? Let's just say I'm dressing the blog up for Fall in advance.

Have a great Friday!

Past, Present, & Future

Past

Today I am Remembering E-Ball. I miss her terribly. I thought last year on this day that I felt this way because it was the first year. The second anniversary is just as painful and not a solid moment of sleep all night thinking about her. Let's all remember to love each other and show it every day because we don't know what the next day holds. RIP Erica Ball.

Today was also Timmy's Dad's Birthday; it may be a tough memory filled day for him too.

Present

Now that the past is out of the way, I thank Bosox Siobhan and Blood Killer Death Man for supplying perhaps the very happiest memories to balance out this day. They are amazing friends and I love them both very much. Today they will become Mr. & Mrs. and I am thrilled! What a wedding day: Seven Eight Nine!

In my crazy night of sleeplessness, I actually dreamt I was there and the JP was counting ballots because the people of Salem had taken a vote to approve their marriage. She gave up after going through a stack of unanimous yes votes and switched to a verbal vote asking for the Yay's and the Nay's - thankfully there were two of us there to vote and we screamed out, "YAY." The Yays had it and you were married. Odd - I know. Cheers to you both and many more years of happiness!

Future

While I'm certainly wishing the Boston Steamers a happy future, I am taking a very public step with my own. I did it last year for five months and it is time to do it permanently. I became a non-smoker this morning. There, I said it out loud. I quit. While I've tried the pills, the potions, the rationing, and every other method, I think willpower and determination are what allowed me to be successful for five months last year. I have willpower and will use Twitter as my crutch. If you follow me, now might be a good time to turn off mobile alerts as I plan to tweet in lieu of toking the Parliament Lights.

Let the weekend begin!

We made it to the Shenandoah River in record time by busting out at 2. We had less than 2 hours of set up and are enjoying beverages as we speak! The first weekend fire has just been lit.

Let the weekend begin!

Super Seven Incher

Apparently this overseas advertisement is creating some controversy. I just don't understand why? Frankly, it makes me a little hungry and helps me look forward to my planned Sunday dinner at the Front Royal BK!