This Purse...

Somebody had a rough night. If u know the owner of this bag...

I'm in love with a Cougar!

My new favorite commercial!

RJ makes the evening news! (again)

I leave the city for 5 days and these two get filmed for the news AGAIN during the Snowpocalypse DC snowball fight at 14th & U Streets.

So did the Hummer driver have a gun or not? Seems like there are conflicting reports - anyone catch that irresponsible unbadged officer with his gun out?

Your Mom is so MILFFY

Now that's a mom car no child should have to ride in...

Check out the Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less blog for more vanity plate goodness.

Tiger Crashes

Check this out: Tiger Mocked in Airline Ad from TMZ.com.

Sent from the free TMZ app for the iPhone and iPod 

Holiday Decorations!

The house is festive and red for the holiday. This is my favorite
ornament for the year!

Holiday!

In most places, people decorate trees. In NYC, they decorate whole
buildings! This is slick!

Own It

Really..we shopping

I swear it is just a furniture store prop!

Horsey Ride

I wish my morning commute was this much fun! Looking forward to
working remotely today and getting my baby girl after school! Isn't
Baby Ben super cute?

Grant's Show

Hey kids! This is the show I want to go to in NYC next weekend if I can get a) out of jury duty and b) out of work. Let me know if you want to meet in NYC!

Eat your people!

People taste just like chicken! This is weird.

Color Check

See the color of my Mimosa compared to hers? Hmmm...

Happy Halloween

We get few beggars in my building so we don't even try to have candy
on hand. My neighbor, however, has a clever way of dealing with them!
Happy Halloween

Mr. Plant?

I thought Mr. Plant was a boy, but he surprised me this morning by
either flipping me off or making a flower. He's either transgendered
or really flamboyant and about to dress up in drag for Halloween with
this disguise. While he is adopted, I knew both of his former parents,
and to my knowledge, this is a first.

I might need to find a PFLAG for plants.

Rivers Casino

We mighta sorta ended up in a Pittsburgh casino.

Michael +60
Tom -10
Bill -10
Catrina -40
Jason -45
Parking -6
Cocktails -17
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Tons o fun = $68 for 5 people

Progress

This is the mall where I had my hair done, not for the prom, but in
lieu of the prom! Sometimes it was more fun to hang out with the gay
peoples in the city than to be me in the country when i was in the
high school. Diva downtown shopping in CMH is officially dead. All in
the name of progress.

Mission Beach!

Lot's of eye candy at the beach today!

National Coming Out Day

I wish I was at home for National Coming Out Day and the National
Equality March on Washington, but having a great time in San Diego!
Went to dinner in Old Town and then out in Hillcrest last night. This
bar, Mo's was the best so far. It is the former Hamburger Mary's. I'm
exhausted but can't sleep.

Pimpin'

This Scion was spotted on U Street last night in front of Solly's Tavern. I'm not sure if they are a Pimpster, Pimp Taster, or Pimp Tester, but I am sure they have a parking ticket for leaving their tacky vehicle in the Metrobus stop. I think this one is worthy of Vanity Plates, Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less blog!

Foods!

We thought about Annie and Ms. Jackie but settled on Taylor Gourmet Market because it was close by and we had the hunger. Cute! Hope it's as good as it is pricey for late nite viddles!

Don't believe it

Vergie might tell you that misadventures with Big Jackie will age you, don't believe her.

The Argonaut is pregnant!

I guest blogged earlier at Sister Disco when there were 3 strollers and now my phone is charged and there are 7! Crazy hipsters with childrens! I'm very happy for them, but jealous I didn't have cool places to roll up with my baby girl and the stroller. Did I mention that she's now dating a JUNIOR? I am old.

FL Ave Grill Anniversary!

Finished the AIDSwalk Washington 5K in slow time, had brunch at Old Ebbit Grill, and now watching the FL Ave. Grill Anniversary party speaches with Vergie B. Hoping others come out and play soon!

Chasing my fleeting youth

Since Real World DC is taping and frequently in my hood, I thought by now there would be a random encounter. That hasn't happened. I've missed them by minutes on multiple occasions when our paths have crossed.

Tonight, I convinced Kitsy to come help me chase them down H Street where one of them is hosting a benefit at the Rock & Roll hotel. There is no worry that we'll be on the show since I'm a) far too old to engage in conversation and b) nobody has asked us to sign a waiver. Regardless; good times! I am holding on to my fleeting youth for another day.

Just Right!

Some people might think it is cold, but I think the temperature is
just about right.

P-Rat is a finalist

...for best gay bar (WTF)

Application: Take 2

I'm early, but waiting for the Marriage Bureau to open! Long story...this is the second attempt. Stay tuned!

Note to self: large key rings can sometimes look like weapons and cause unnecessary searches when entering public buildings.

USIKYET?

This is what happens when you get your doctor husband's car in the divorce but the paperwork hasn't gone through for the title. My friend is stuck rolling with this license plate. What's worse? I believe his new plate is RUSICK2 or something like that!

I knew it!

So...I had no idea that Rita Jean was doing travelling shows. We all
believed in the lockdown but in reality she's been on tour and I
caught one if her hosting posters in Dayton! She Rhoda Horse!

Love = Love = Love

Love it!

Old friends - good times!

Having a fun in Dayton with a friend from many moons ago! Good times!!!!

Scooter Scooter everywhere

They are lined up all around N Market!

No he didn't

White dude with an MJ tribute performance of Thriller. Yes he came out
if that coffin on stage.

Q Bar!

My friend, Sable Coate is tonight's MC!

Can I write a ticket?

Not sure if I could do a citizens arrest so I posted this to YouTube in hopes that someone who matters will see it and take action. Glad my kid wasn't on this bus racing down a curvy back road so fast (>70 MPH I presume) that I could barely keep up...

http://www.youtube.com/jasondistrict

My $2 girlfriend

Yes, you too can have a lover in Akron for $2.

Two Birds?

I'm not exactly sure what this is, but I saw a flyer in the bar for it
and had to inquire...sweet tea? Weed? - I guess Akronites have a
specific palate.

Rock Star

Baby, I'll make love to you...

Hiding the evidence...

Wouldn't you know there is a pharmacy convention at our hotel...rj in
heaven.

H St

How does one end up on H St?

Super Secret Celebration

Shhhh.....

It's late

Or we thought it was. Apparently it us early but we are getting ready
fir bed. Love Fridays. Can u say mess?

Dinner at the river!

For those of you who think Glamping is all glitz and glitter...check
out our dinner getting ready to go into the fire for several hours.
Yeah...we didn't realize the pig leg would still have the tail either...

More Publicity for Fojol Bros.

They are getting more publicity! See my Merlindian experience from last weekend or follow them on Twitter to see when they'll be in your hood.

Too Much - The Duggers do Dukem!

I came across a preview for this yesterday and couldn't help myself. While I don't ordinarily watch this train wreck, it was a must see since it was filmed across the street. They were most uncomfortable. I don't think they realized the Ethiopians wouldn't be white and the dancing and music just about sent them to Hell I'm sure.

Fojol bros. of Merlindia

I finally caught up with them! The food is delicious!

Surprised?

So Chimney Fall Mike's Bob Marley flip flops from Jamaica finally died (pushing Bernadette) but is anyone surprised that he replaced them with Reefs with a built in bottle opener? Like a boyscout...always prepared.

There's an app for that...

EMBED-iPhone Commercial for Ex-Boyfriends - Watch more free videos

I totally love this...

Indian Festival, Santa Fe

Gladys stopped some random strangers and asked them if he could take a picture of his 'tourist' friends and their native outfits. Fun Times!

The night life

It is fairly awesome weather in the evening time. Hot as balls during
the day! Having a great time! It was a good idea to come to
Albuquerque in the heat of August!

Work or Play?

This pic was taken in the first leg of our trip to NM. She acts like
she's reading Money Magazine, but really Olive and Cynthia were mostly
enjoying their Chardonnay Breakfast...who drinks wine at 10 AM?

They like us!

You know it was a good flight when your flight attendants write you a
person thank you!

Oops

When u gotta sleep in your Neon on U St u shouldntve come here in the
first place...

New Mural on U

The alley by Jumbo Slice is getting a new mural and we are officially
priming for our 4 day mini vacation. New Mexico in the AM!

Bourgeoisie

Bougie is as bougie does. Against our better judgement we went to a private roof top pool party and got our drink on with the beautiful people. This might have contributed to my very short work day. I went in a little late and there was a power outage so thankfully they sent us home. The gods were watching over me today as 2 hours was really all the time I could handle with no air to circulate and cool down the booze sweating out my pores.

The roof pool is really beautiful at the Donovan House, the view is to die for, the DJ superb, and there were lots of hottie boys!

Over It

I am tired of having to block stupid fake boob chicks from being my followers on twitter so I've removed the widget and locked down my profile. If you come here (all 1 of you) to see my twitter updates you will now have to follow me officially.

Happy Homo wnership!

Tisha's party rocks! Check FB for all the documentarianism

Farm Work

It was like riding a bike. I have to admit, it was kind of fun to
rake hay! I wonder what chores Dad has in mind for me next?