Happy 21st

This dude walks into the P-rat and I hear his friends say, "dude, it
is your 21st, your first legal bar, why the fuck did you wanna come to
this place? It smells of cow piss. Let's go." then some random Russian
bar patron bought him a long island, everyone cheered, and they drank
with the r(b)est of us. Funny how the smell goes away when the booze
is free. Happy freaking birthday random man. Tasty T checked his ID.