Pimpin'

This Scion was spotted on U Street last night in front of Solly's Tavern. I'm not sure if they are a Pimpster, Pimp Taster, or Pimp Tester, but I am sure they have a parking ticket for leaving their tacky vehicle in the Metrobus stop. I think this one is worthy of Vanity Plates, Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less blog!

Foods!

We thought about Annie and Ms. Jackie but settled on Taylor Gourmet Market because it was close by and we had the hunger. Cute! Hope it's as good as it is pricey for late nite viddles!

Don't believe it

Vergie might tell you that misadventures with Big Jackie will age you, don't believe her.

The Argonaut is pregnant!

I guest blogged earlier at Sister Disco when there were 3 strollers and now my phone is charged and there are 7! Crazy hipsters with childrens! I'm very happy for them, but jealous I didn't have cool places to roll up with my baby girl and the stroller. Did I mention that she's now dating a JUNIOR? I am old.

FL Ave Grill Anniversary!

Finished the AIDSwalk Washington 5K in slow time, had brunch at Old Ebbit Grill, and now watching the FL Ave. Grill Anniversary party speaches with Vergie B. Hoping others come out and play soon!

Chasing my fleeting youth

Since Real World DC is taping and frequently in my hood, I thought by now there would be a random encounter. That hasn't happened. I've missed them by minutes on multiple occasions when our paths have crossed.

Tonight, I convinced Kitsy to come help me chase them down H Street where one of them is hosting a benefit at the Rock & Roll hotel. There is no worry that we'll be on the show since I'm a) far too old to engage in conversation and b) nobody has asked us to sign a waiver. Regardless; good times! I am holding on to my fleeting youth for another day.

Just Right!

Some people might think it is cold, but I think the temperature is
just about right.

P-Rat is a finalist

...for best gay bar (WTF)

Application: Take 2

I'm early, but waiting for the Marriage Bureau to open! Long story...this is the second attempt. Stay tuned!

Note to self: large key rings can sometimes look like weapons and cause unnecessary searches when entering public buildings.

USIKYET?

This is what happens when you get your doctor husband's car in the divorce but the paperwork hasn't gone through for the title. My friend is stuck rolling with this license plate. What's worse? I believe his new plate is RUSICK2 or something like that!

I knew it!

So...I had no idea that Rita Jean was doing travelling shows. We all
believed in the lockdown but in reality she's been on tour and I
caught one if her hosting posters in Dayton! She Rhoda Horse!

Love = Love = Love

Love it!

Old friends - good times!

Having a fun in Dayton with a friend from many moons ago! Good times!!!!

Scooter Scooter everywhere

They are lined up all around N Market!

No he didn't

White dude with an MJ tribute performance of Thriller. Yes he came out
if that coffin on stage.

Q Bar!

My friend, Sable Coate is tonight's MC!

Can I write a ticket?

Not sure if I could do a citizens arrest so I posted this to YouTube in hopes that someone who matters will see it and take action. Glad my kid wasn't on this bus racing down a curvy back road so fast (>70 MPH I presume) that I could barely keep up...

http://www.youtube.com/jasondistrict

My $2 girlfriend

Yes, you too can have a lover in Akron for $2.

Two Birds?

I'm not exactly sure what this is, but I saw a flyer in the bar for it
and had to inquire...sweet tea? Weed? - I guess Akronites have a
specific palate.

Rock Star

Baby, I'll make love to you...